Policies and Other Junk (Seriously)
(HOPEFULLY NEVER, BUT ALWAYS HAPPY) RETURNS
We love our customers. We guarantee your satisfaction on every product we sell, and will replace your purchase with no questions asked. Please contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org or call our office at 785-527-8250. We will replace your product, and then some.
(OMG) THE SILLY FINE PRINT THAT NOBODY EVER READS
SECTION 1 - ORDER ACCEPTANCE POLICY (geez, this sounds awful)
Your receipt of an electronic or other form of order confirmation does not signify our acceptance of your order, nor does it constitute confirmation of our offer to sell. Grandpa's Best LLC reserves the right at any time after receipt of your order to accept or decline your order for any reason or to supply less than the quantity you ordered of any item.
SECTION 2 - CREDIT CARDS (or maybe bitcoins someday)
We accept the following credit cards: Visa, MasterCard,and Discover. There is no surcharge for using your credit card to make purchases. Please be sure to provide your exact billing address and telephone number (i.e. the address and phone number your credit card bank has on file for you). Incorrect information will cause a delay in processing your order. Your credit card will be billed upon completion of your order.
SECTION 3 - MONEY ORDERS, CASHIER'S CHECKS, COMPANY CHECKS & PERSONAL CHECKS (does anybody use this stuff anymore?)
We accept money orders, cashier’s checks, personal checks, and company checks in USA currency only. Orders are processed upon receipt of a money order or cashier’s check. For personal and company checks, please allow up to 10 banking days after receipt for clearance of funds before the order is processed. We cannot guarantee the availability of a product by the time funds clear or payment is received. We will charge a $25 fee on all returned checks.
SECTION 4 - ORDER SHIPPING POLICY (rules, rules, rules)
Orders received before 2:00 p.m. will ship the same day. Orders received after 5:00 p.m. will ship the next business day. Orders are not processed or shipped on Saturday or Sunday, except by prior arrangement. Please consider that shipping or transit times are estimates.
SECTION 5 - OUT OF STOCK PRODUCTS (omg say it ain't so)
In the unlikely event that a product is out of stock, we will ship your product as it becomes available. We will keep you informed of any products that you have ordered that are out-of-stock and unavailable for immediate shipment. You may cancel your order at any time prior to shipping.
SECTION 6 - TAXES (we could write a book on this, then again, maybe we shouldn't)
Our Store shall automatically charge and withhold the applicable sales tax for orders to be delivered to addresses within the state of Kansas. For orders shipped to other states, you are solely responsible for all sales taxes or other taxes.
SECTION 7 - TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS (we are also human, at times)
In the event a product is listed at an incorrect price due to typographical error or error in pricing information received from our suppliers, Grandpa's Best LLC shall have the right to refuse or cancel any orders placed for product listed at the incorrect price. Grandpa's Best LLC shall have the right to refuse or cancel any such orders whether or not the order has been confirmed and your credit card charged. If your credit card has already been charged for the purchase and your order is canceled, Grandpa's Best LLC shall immediately issue a credit to your credit card account in the amount of the incorrect price.
SECTION 8 - LINKS (okay, whatever)
This site may contain links to other sites on the Internet that are owned and operated by third parties. You acknowledge that Grandpa's Best LLC is not responsible for the operation of or content located on or through any such site.
SECTION 9 - COPYRIGHT AND TRADEMARK NOTICE (yep)
Unless otherwise specified, all materials appearing on this site, including the text, site design, logos, graphics, icons, and images, as well as the selection, assembly and arrangement thereof, are the sole property of Grandpa's Best LLC, Copyright © 2017, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. You may use the content of this site only for the purpose of shopping on this site or placing an order on this site and for no other purpose. No materials from this site may be copied, reproduced, modified, republished, uploaded, posted, transmitted, or distributed in any form or by any means without our prior written permission. All rights not expressly granted herein are reserved. Any unauthorized use of the materials appearing on this site may violate copyright, trademark and other applicable laws and could result in criminal or civil penalties.
SECTION 10 - OTHER CONDITIONS (when will this end?)
These Conditions will supersede any terms and/or conditions you include with any purchase order, regardless of whether Grandpa's Best LLC signs them or not. We reserve the right to make changes to this site and these Conditions at any time.
PRIVACY (we lost that a long time ago, sad to say)
SECTION 1 - TRANSACTIONAL INFORMATION (who thinks of this stuff?)
What do you do with my information?
When you purchase something from our store, as part of the buying and selling process, we collect the personal information you give us such as your name, address and email address.When you browse our store, we also automatically receive your computer Internet protocol (IP) address in order to provide us with information that helps us learn about your browser and operating system.
Email marketing (if applicable):
With your permission, we may send you emails about our store, new products and other updates.
SECTION 2 - CONSENT (come on, we're selling rabbit hay for goodness sake!)
How do you get my consent?
When you provide us with personal information to complete a transaction, verify your credit card, place an order, arrange for a delivery or return a purchase, we imply that you consent to our collecting it and using it for that specific reason only.If we ask for your personal information for a secondary reason, such as marketing, we will either ask you directly for your expressed consent, or provide you with an opportunity to say no.
How do I withdraw my consent?
After you opt-in, if you change your mind, you may withdraw your consent for us to contact you, for the continued collection, use or disclosure of your information, at any time, by contacting us at email@example.com or mailing us at: Grandpa's Best LLC 1190 100 Road, Scandia, Kansas USA 66966.
SECTION 3 - DISCLOSURE (not going there)
Do you disclose my information? We may disclose your personal information if we are required by law to do so or if you violate our Terms of Service.
If you choose a direct payment gateway to complete your purchase, the online store transmits your credit card data. The store data is encrypted through the Payment Card Industry Data Security Standard (PCI-DSS). Your purchase transaction data is stored only as long as is necessary to complete your purchase transaction. After that is complete, your purchase transaction information is deleted. All direct payment gateways adhere to the standards set by PCI-DSS as managed by the PCI Security Standards Council, which is a joint effort of brands like Visa, MasterCard, American Express and Discover. PCI-DSS requirements help ensure the secure handling of credit card information by our store and its service providers.
SECTION 4 - THIRD-PARTY SERVICES (please, enough!)
In general, the third-party providers we use will only collect, use, and disclose your information to the extent necessary to allow them to perform the services they provide to us.However, certain third-party service providers, such as payment gateways and other payment transaction processors, have their own privacy policies in respect to the information we are required to provide to them for your purchase-related transactions.For these providers, we recommend that you read their privacy policies so you can understand the manner in which your personal information will be handled by these providers.
You can opt out of targeted advertising by:Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/settings/?tab=adsGoogle - https://www.google.com/settings/ads/anonymousBing - https://advertise.bingads.microsoft.com/en-us/resources/policies/personalized-ads
In particular, remember that certain providers may be located in or have facilities that are located in a different jurisdiction than either you or us. So if you elect to proceed with a transaction that involves the services of a third-party service provider, then your information may become subject to the laws of the jurisdiction(s) in which that service provider or its facilities are located.
As an example, if you are located in Canada and your transaction is processed by a payment gateway located in the United States, then your personal information used in completing that transaction may be subject to disclosure under United States legislation, including the Patriot Act.
When you click on links on our store, they may direct you away from our site. We are not responsible for the content or privacy practices of other sites and encourage you to read their privacy statements.
SECTION 5 - SECURITY (no joke, we take this seriously!)
To protect your personal information, we take reasonable precautions and follow industry best practices to make sure it is not inappropriately lost, misused, accessed, disclosed, altered or destroyed.If you provide us with your credit card information, the information is encrypted using secure socket layer technology (SSL) and stored with AES-256 encryption. Although no method of transmission over the Internet or electronic storage is 100% secure, we follow all PCI-DSS requirements and implement additional generally accepted industry standards.
SECTION 6 - DO NOT TRACK (that's what our mama's always told us not to do)
Our website uses “Cookies” as data files that are placed on your device or computer and often include an anonymous unique identifier. For more information about cookies, and how to disable cookies, visit http://www.allaboutcookies.org.
Please note that we do not alter our Site’s data collection and use practices when we see a Do Not Track signal from your browser.
If you are a European resident, you have the right to access personal information we hold about you and to ask that your personal information be corrected, updated, or deleted. If you would like to exercise this right, please contact us through the contact information below.
Additionally, if you are a European resident we note that we are processing your information in order to fulfill contracts we might have with you (for example if you make an order through the Site), or otherwise to pursue our legitimate business interests listed above. Additionally, please note that your information will be transferred outside of Europe, including to Canada and the United States.
SECTION 7 - AGE OF CONSENT (please, let me be 16 again...please)
By using this site, you represent that you are at least the age of majority in your state or province of residence, or that you are the age of majority in your state or province of residence and you have given us your consent to allow any of your minor dependents to use this site.
QUESTIONS AND CONTACT INFORMATION
If you would like more information, or just want to chat, please contact one of our great people at: firstname.lastname@example.org.